Learning some Urdu

My khala's daughter wanted me to tell her stories from the life of the Prophet (pbuh)... It was a hilarious affair, as I tried to come up with imaginative Urdu words as I narrated a few incidents.
'Merah baji, kaha thori kehte hein, Huzoor sallasallem ne farmaya...'
And Seeb had to interupt as usual, 'Merah baji, bohat maza aaya kya hota hai? Aap ko kehna chahihe woh baray luthf-andoz hoyein'..
Reading them stories from an Urdu book was disastrous too.. I was so slow that they got bored, and told me not to bother. Well.. I was only slow coz I was laughing so hard @ my reading...